- Stan: The Smiths have only ever had very bad, very weird Christmases. So this year, it's imperative that we finally have the perfect Norman Rockwell holiday season.
- Francine: I saw that video, and I think it's actually going to be good for him. Dude's got a monster hog.
- Klaus: Yeah, but he's got those tiny little balls.
- Hayley: Hey, I got time to blast a shit real quick?
- Stan: NORMAN ROCKWELL!!
- Pear Store Employee: Pleasure doing business with you.
- Steve: There was a time when the word "genius" was reserved for the likes of Issac Newton and Zach Braff.
- Janitor: [saves Stan a third time] Careful there!
- Stan: I've heard of a catching a train, but not with your teeth. Boop!
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| #02 | A Starboy is Born | #10 | American Data? | #17 | Businessly Brunette | |||
| #03 | Tapped Out | #11 | Salute Your Sllort | #18 | The Chilly Thrillies | |||
| #04 | Brave N00b World | #12 | Ghost Dad | #19 | Dammmm, Stan! | |||
| #05 | Into the Woods | #13 | Men II Boyz | #20 | The Last Ride of the Dodge City Rambler | |||
| #06 | One Fish, Two Fish | #14 | First, Do No Farm | #21 | 300 | |||
| #07 | Exquisite Corpses | #15 | Roger Needs Dick | #22 | Yule. Tide. Repeat. | |||
| #08 | Trophy Wife, Trophy Life |
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