"You Are Here" is sung by Roger in the episode of the same name as he faces replacement as Mr. Javitz henchman by Steve. Mr. Javitz is a spirit turned into a warlock who gets his power from the fountain of the Langston Fashion Plaza mall which feeds on the souls of the mall's patrons. On learning of the plan, Steve tries to drive everyone out as Mr. Javitz looks to making Steve his own.
Lyrics[]
- Roger: [Reading the mall directory] "You are here."
- That's right. And I always will be.
- Before he was here
- You were here
- And so was I
- To my surprise
- I was hypnotized
- By your glowing red eyes
- You are here
- And so am I!
- Steve: [trying to get everyone out of the mall, he starts with the food truck festival going on] Everyone run! There's an evil warlock!
- Mall patron: Nice try, buddy.
- You gotta wait your turn for Donut Whore.
- Roger: You believe you found something in Steve
- But he won't help you kill them all
- He won't help you feed the mall
- You are here
- And so am I!
- [Steve sets fire to bales a hay in an effort to drive everyone out] The sprinklers aren't strong enough!
- Stan: [seeing the fire, they lead everyone out] Through the old Baby Gap to safety!
- Roger: [To a heavyset mall patron] You know, a lot of my girlfriends ask me
- what I see in you, Mr. J., why I stick by you when you treat me like this.
- And I say, "Listen, girls.
- He's hypnotized me with his glowing red eyes!"
- You are here
- And so am I
- Mr. Javitz: One look at Steve
- Made me believe
- He will help me kill them all
- He will help me feed the mall!
- He is here
- And so
- So am I
- Roger: I should walk away
- I should let go
- I should admit that this is over
- But I don't know how
- And that's the theeeeeeme
- You are here
- And so
- Am I