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Klaus: Your brother's weird.

Klaus: Never cry over a whore, Steve. Never! [crying] Mama!

Francine: Did you tell your new best friend your deep, dark secret?
Stan: Are you kidding? She'd go straight to the CIA. They'd designate me a blabbermouth, kill me, grind me up, and mix me into the local bologna supply. Not... not that the CIA does that. You should keep eating bologna. It's good for you.

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