- Driver: No I'm an Uber driver you hired a few days ago when you were drunk.
- Roger: Uber X?
- Driver: Uber Black.
- Roger: Oh my God, Oh my God I'm ruined!
- Roger: Did I just tell everyone I'm an Alien?
- Francine: [to Steve] Now you're just dangerously close to me calling you a pussy.
- Roger: Name's Roger. I'm female. My second husband's name was Eric, and as it turned out, he died by my own hand.
- Lewis: [As Steve shows off his "wrestling belt"] That's why it's going to me, Brian "The Home Invader" Lewis.
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