- Francine: I'm having a cigarette, I don't care what the package says.
- Greg: Augh, I saw it again.
- Terry: You know she has one, why do you keep staring at it?
- Greg: I don't trust it. I don't want to turn my back on it.
- Roger: Now for my payment... [squeezes Steve's butt] HONK HONK! Pleasure doing business with you.
- Roger: YES! Oh there is no downside to this drug! [eye pops out] So do you guys want to get some steaks at the Brown Derby?
- Stan: Let's play hide and don't seek. I'll hide in my plate room and you don't seek me. [walks up the stairs] We know the game is over when you've made me dinner.
- [Stan tries to carry an unconscious Francine out the door, she falls down]
- Sal: Francine, you are now as stiff as a board.
- [Francine becomes stiff]
- Stan: Next time I'll get you to hypnotize my penis!
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