"When I Was His Alien" is sung by Roger in "A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial" when he feels that Steve doesn't like him anymore.
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Roger: When I was his alien
And the world was young and gay
He thought I was as interesting
As teddy bears were cute
When I was his alien
Every day was Tanqueray
Every night Bacardi
And the twilight Absolut
Through the winter and the spring
We'd make a game of everything
Chowing down on dunkaroos
And watching Ricki Lake
But now he's older, breaking free
He'd rather play with boobs than me
I can't believe our special bond must break
Now I'm not his alien
What we had must finally end
I'm useless
As a car on bricks
Atop a redneck's lawn
Now I'm not his alien
Sadness is my only friend
But life...
Goes...
On.
Well that didn't solve anything. Guess I'll just go out and get hammered.
