"We Didn't Know It Was Wrong" Is song primarily by Stan when his efforts to rejuvenate interest in the 1950s in "American Dad Graffito" ends up hurting several people and he tries the brush off the end result as just part of everyday life in the 50s.
Lyrics[]
- Stan: We didn't know that was bad yet
- We didn't know that could kill ya
- Turn back the page to an innocent age
- We didn't know it was wrong
- Black man: You threw a lawn dart in my skull!
- We didn't know it was wrong!
- Red-haired woman: You stabbed my son!
- We didn't know, we didn't know
- Blonde woman: You threw asbestos in my face!
- Now you're insulated, dude
- Businessman:My genitals!
- Wow, you're Howdy Doody smooth
- Turn back the page to an innocent age
- We didn't know it was wrong
- Black man with lawndart: But what if someone gets hurt?
- Stan: The nurses all wear funny hats!
- Stabbed boy: What about the rampant sexism and racism?
- Stan: [cheerleader-style] It was wrong then and it is wrong now and in our new '50s, it isn't allowed!
- [A carload of Fonzie imitators pull up]
- Stan: The Fonzies came!
- Fonzie imitators: Ay
- Ay
- Ay
- Ay
- We're Fonzies and we're here to say
- Ay
- Ay
- Ay
- Ay
- 50's fever's here to stay
- Stabbed boy: I get it! The '50s were about willful ignorance!
- Stan: Now you're razzin' my berries!
- Boy with ball cap: So I don't have to go to school?
- Stan: That was the opposite of cool
- Asbestos blonde woman: And I can litter on the ground?
- Stan: I call it nature's lost and found
- Black man with lawndart: And I can eat trans fats?
- Stan: Some say that's where the flavor's at
- Red-haired mom of stabbed boy: So I can stab my son?
- Stan: It's just a nick, and yes, it's fun!
- Old man: So I can drink and drive?
- Stan: Fonzie did it all the time
- 'Fonzies: [Shrugging] Ay!
- Stan: Turn back the page to an innocent age
- We didn't know it was wrong