Roger: [high-pitched voice after breathing in a helium balloon] When I was a little girl, Grover Cleveland was president.

Roger: Oh ho ho ho, you bitch. You didn't. Stupid, stupid bitch doesn't even know. She is going to get the best bottle of wine of her stupid bitch life. Oh ho ho, she... she doesn't even know.

Roger: Hey, Terry, it's me...wait, who do you know me as?
Terry: Stan's uncle Roger.
Roger: Good for me for keeping it simple.

Pedro: See you around? Are you kidding me? I saved your lives! Come back, you cowards! I'll kill you! I'll hunt you down and kill you! [to the camera] Bye, have a beautiful time.

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