"Top of the Spitz Theme" is sung at the end of "Top of the Steve" after Steve and Roger, realizing that the all-girls boarding school they've been admitted to is a spin-off show trap manage to escape, leaving their former roommate Spitz as the star.
- Her roomate Steve masterbated himself to death
- So Carla moved in and changed her name to Beth
- Now she'sssss
- Top of the Spitz