American Dad Wikia
Shiny shoes

"These Shiny Shoes" is sung by Klaus in "Fight and Flight" as he fantasizes about wearing clothes again. As a start to fulfilling his fantasy, he has just purchased a pair of designer sneakers.


These shiny shoes will cure my blues

Und chase the gloom away

When I dress my body

The one I'll have someday

"Co-ed Naked Volleyball" is what my shirt will say

Und puka shells will sure look swell

Paired with a white gold chain

I'll have "No Fear," only joy and cheer

And a square cut stud in my left ear

When I dress my body

I'll hear everybody

Say "that's somebody"

"Not just anybody"

When I dress my body...someday