"The Shaving Song" is sung by Francine in the bathroom as she shaves her legs in "Better on Paper" until she's interrupted by Stan. Later in the episode, Avery Bullock listens to a rap of the song on his way to see the owl promised by Stan, and Steve sings it while making a sandwich.
Lyrics[]
- It's the shaving song, we're in the leg zone
- Where the tibia meets the talus bone
- No need for cream, that stuff's for chumps
- Press the blade down hard and...