- Roger: [picks up one of Sidney's books] How Do You Do? A Gentlemen's Guide to Manners. This guy's a douche with a capital bag!
- Roger: A bottle of whiskey and a Modern Bride, my good man.
- Cashier: I'm a woman.
- Roger: I don't want to fight. Just run the card dude.
- Klaus: Oh, mein Gods. Like countless children and stoners before you, you have been enslaved by the four-toned succubus! Damn you, Hasbro!
- McCreary: You're familiar with the first line of "Genesis", right?
- Roger/Sydney Huffman: Well! I should say I am, sir. I should say I am!
- McCreary: Does this sound right? "In the beginning God created the Heavens and the transvestites who pooped mozzarella dinosaurs."
- Roger: Oh my God! I took a hit out on myself! And I probably charged it to me!...Still, miles.
- Roger/Sydney Huffman: Rooty, tooty, fresh and fruity, I'm in a pile of doody!
- Roger: Sidney is gone and this guy only looks out for numero uno.
- Judy: All you care about is pizza?
- Roger: Sidney, this is Roger Smith. You screwed with the wrong guy. Prepare to have your life destroyed.
- Roger/Sidney Huffman: My little sycamore, what did he do!?
- Stashwick: Sidney! He raped it! ....I mean he just uh... yeah the guy raped the tree.
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| #01 | 1600 Candles | #08 | Chimdale | #15 | Wife Insurance | ||||||
| #02 | The One That Got Away | #09 | Stan Time | #16 | Delorean Story-an | ||||||
| #03 | One Little Word | #10 | Family Affair | #17 | Every Which Way But Lose | ||||||
| #04 | Choosy Wives Choose Smith | #11 | Live and Let Fry | #18 | Weiner of Our Discontent | ||||||
| #05 | Escape from Pearl Bailey | #12 | Roy Rogers McFreely | #19 | Daddy Queerest | ||||||
| #06 | Pulling Double Booty | #13 | Jack's Back | #20 | Stan's Night Out | ||||||
| #07 | Phantom of the Telethon | #14 | Bar Mitzvah Hustle | ||||||||