- Billy: Guys! My arms are from Uzbekistan, and my legs are from Thailand. My right eye is from India, and my left eye is from a dairy cow.
- Steve: Even this monster has a better sense of his cultural identity than I do.
- Billy: Steve, having friends who are monsters doesn't mean you can use the "M-word".
- Principal Lewis: Spaghetti and meatballs. Gotta love my peeps!
- Steve: Wait, Principal Lewis, Italian food is part of your culture?
- Lewis: What should I be eating, Steve? What should a man with my physical attributes be eating? Something from a different part of the world, perhaps? A certain continent? Should I be wearing a different kind of clothing while eating it?? Enlighten me, Steve! What should I be eating?!
- Steve: Uh... Deez nuts?
- Lewis: Your silver tongue has gotten you out of yet another scrape, Smith.
- Francine: Goddamn witches!
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| #01 | 100 Years a Solid Fool | #09 | Game Night | #16 | The Old Country | |||
| #02 | A Starboy is Born | #10 | American Data? | #17 | Businessly Brunette | |||
| #03 | Tapped Out | #11 | Salute Your Sllort | #18 | The Chilly Thrillies | |||
| #04 | Brave N00b World | #12 | Ghost Dad | #19 | Dammmm, Stan! | |||
| #05 | Into the Woods | #13 | Men II Boyz | #20 | The Last Ride of the Dodge City Rambler | |||
| #06 | One Fish, Two Fish | #14 | First, Do No Farm | #21 | 300 | |||
| #07 | Exquisite Corpses | #15 | Roger Needs Dick | #22 | Yule. Tide. Repeat. | |||
| #08 | Trophy Wife, Trophy Life |
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