- Stan: [as he's tasering Steve] Don't you see how hurtful this is to me, Steve?
- Stan: This was their last known location. They couldn't have gotten far.
- Roger: That's what I thought the first time Dimitri ran away from home. Found him in a Burger King restroom three towns over. Thank God it was a glory hole hotspot. Reached out to my vast network of glory boys. Within hours I was relaxed enough to look for Dimitri on my own.
- Klaus: Oh, yeah! That was... shit.
- Steve: Sorry everyone hated your song. I tried to stay for the video, but the crowd left so fast, I got swept out in the current. They took the door off the frame. It's halfway into the parking lot.
- Hayley: We appreciate you listening more, Dad, but when are you gonna get your tongue reattached?
- Stan: Roger won't give it back.
- Roger: That's 'cause I'm still waiting for that dinner.
- Steve: Roger...
- Roger: All right, fine. [He pulls a Gramophone out of his butt] This is gonna take a minute, Stan.
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| #01 | Santa, Schmanta | #09 | The Never-Ending Stories | #16 | Persona Assistant | |||
| #02 | Paranoid Frandroid | #10 | Railroaded | #17 | The Legend of Old Ulysses | |||
| #03 | The Census of the Lambs | #11 | My Purity Ball and Chain | #18 | Twinanigans | |||
| #04 | Shell Game | #12 | OreTron Trail | #19 | Top of the Steve | |||
| #05 | The Mural of the Story | #13 | Mean Francine | #20 | Funnyish Games | |||
| #06 | (You Gotta) Strike For Your Right | #14 | One-Woman Swole | #21 | Fleabiscuit | |||
| #07 | Klaustastrophe.TV | #15 | Flavortown | #22 | The Future is Borax | |||
| #08 | Death by Dinner Party |
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