- Francine: IT'S A FUCKING DINOSAUR!!
- Stan: [Trying to save their marriage with a balloon ride] And now our last hope is a balloon shaped like my nutsack.
- Francine: You wish your nutsack was as red as this.
- Francine: Was that Craig Robinson?
- Roger: Deadlines are like assholes. I do my best work when I'm pressed up against 'em.
- Steve: [Regarding their entry in the Pizza Overlord Jingles contest] For ours, I wrote the melody, and Klaus wrote the lyrics. I can't stress that enough: Klaus wrote the lyrics.
- Stan: [Arguing with Francine] Stop Fran-splaining everything!!
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| #01 | Santa, Schmanta | #09 | The Never-Ending Stories | #16 | Persona Assistant | |||
| #02 | Paranoid Frandroid | #10 | Railroaded | #17 | The Legend of Old Ulysses | |||
| #03 | The Census of the Lambs | #11 | My Purity Ball and Chain | #18 | Twinanigans | |||
| #04 | Shell Game | #12 | OreTron Trail | #19 | Top of the Steve | |||
| #05 | The Mural of the Story | #13 | Mean Francine | #20 | Funnyish Games | |||
| #06 | (You Gotta) Strike For Your Right | #14 | One-Woman Swole | #21 | Fleabiscuit | |||
| #07 | Klaustastrophe.TV | #15 | Flavortown | #22 | The Future is Borax | |||
| #08 | Death by Dinner Party |
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