- Roger: How was school today, Steve?
- Steve: You know I didn't go. I watched you and Mom drink two bottles of wine, and now we're here and Mom's sleeping in the car.
- Roger: So you wanna go watch your mommy sleep or help me break in my Discovery card? [The scene flips to Roger and Steve watching Francine sleep in the car] I thought this was a stupid choice when you said it, but I get it now.
- Store Clerk: I'm sorry, we don't accept Discovery Card. We do take Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Diner's Club, traveler's checks, even a gentleman's agreement to come back and pay tomorrow... but no Discovery Card.
- Roger: What?! Let's get out of here, Steve. This place smells like farts anyway, or it's about to. [He strains for a bit] Is there a store here that sells paper towels and underwear?
- [After Roger walks through a door, falls a couple stories and lands in a dumpster]
- Store Clerk: Please, sir, don't make this difficult.
- Steve: I'm going. I'm going.
- Hayley: What are you doing?
- Stan: It's called a slow clap. Notice the speed my hands are moving. That's how sarcastic I'm being.
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