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Francine: I haven't seen you in ten years! Are you still thirty?
Brenda: No, I'm forty now.
Francine: Wow!

Stan: I've been sitting here like a dry-throated bitch, you duke fiend.

Roger: M-m-more money, m-m-more speech therapy.

Francine: Oh, my God, his new personality stuck! I've created the perfect husband! I can't wait to show him off at Brenda's wedding!
Klaus: There's a special place in hell for people who do things like this, right next to the child molesters and the sexy children who seduced them!

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