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:'''Klaus''': I'm running out of fish schtick.
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:'''Debbie''': You lost me at lasagna.
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:'''Steve''': I never said lasagna.
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:'''Debbie''': Well, I was thinking about it.
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:'''Debbie''': You sunk my battleship! Eight hundred souls were lost.
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:'''Steve''': Among them, Lieutenant Don Sharpe. He made it through the bulkhead before it was closed. At least half of him did.
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:'''Debbie''': God, you're tweaked.
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:'''Steve''': Take me!
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:'''Hayley''': Plus-size women drive our economy with their purchases of Garfield books and Haagen-Dazs.
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:'''Steve''': Here she comes.
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:'''Stan''': (looks at Debbie through the window) Where's Debbie? Behind that fat girl?
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:'''Steve''': No, Dad, that's...
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:'''Stan''': Is the fat girl going to lead us to Debbie?
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:'''Steve''': No, that's...
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:'''Stan''': She's carrying a purse. She must have a map to Debbie in her purse.
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:'''Steve''': Dad, that's Debbie.
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:'''Stan''': To the panic room!
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:'''Stan''': That's one impressive man. Handsome, fit, the whole package.
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:'''Roger''': That's great, Stan. Can we stop staring at your reflection in the TV and turn it on now?
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:'''Steve''': Good news, everyone. I'm in love.
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:'''Francine''': Tell us about her, sweetie.
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:'''Steve''': Her name is Debbie. She smells like a glue stick, she shares my interest in bug zappers, and she likes reading old books by guys who died of syphilis.
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:'''Francine''': Syphilis? Ooh, la, la.
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:'''Francine''' (about Debbie): We can't wait to meet her, Steve.
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:'''Stan''': You can say that again. It'll be nice to have a pretty girl around the house for a change. (Francine glares at him) I-I meant a pretty, younger girl. (Hayley glares at him) Don't get mad at me. It's called make-up.
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:'''Zack''': Hey, bro, I couldn't help noticing you're kind of fat and pathetic.
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:'''Stan''': And you're kind of perfect and scrumptious. What's your point?
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:'''Stan''': I shouldn't be here, Veronica.
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:'''Veronica''': Yeah, but your family will keep sending you back until they think you're getting better.
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:'''Stan''': But I don't wanna eat. I hate food!
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:'''Veronica''': Don't sweat it. I've got a few tricks I can teach you. ''[She pulls a sandwich out of her mouth]'' That's been in there for days.
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:'''Steve''': How ya doing, Dad?
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:'''Stan''': Fat and healthy, son. In a few weeks, I'll be a regular Debbie. (Steve starts crying) Steve, what's wrong? What about the word "regular" set you off? Here, have a Little Debbie. (Steve continues crying) What, now it's the word "little"? You know what? Why don't I put on some Debbie Gibson and we can talk about it?
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:'''Hayley''': We were just freezing our...
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:'''Francine''': Tampons!!
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:'''Stan''': What?
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:'''Hayley''': It's a woman thing, keeps them crisp, great in the summer.
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:'''Francine''': More refreshing than a popsicle!
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:'''Stan''': Hayley, are you wearing makeup? You look like a whore.
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Latest revision as of 19:59, 12 September 2021

Debbie: All this talk of death is making me cremate.
Klaus: I'm running out of fish schtick.
Debbie: You lost me at lasagna.
Steve: I never said lasagna.
Debbie: Well, I was thinking about it.
Debbie: You sunk my battleship! Eight hundred souls were lost.
Steve: Among them, Lieutenant Don Sharpe. He made it through the bulkhead before it was closed. At least half of him did.
Debbie: God, you're tweaked.
Steve: Take me!
Hayley: Plus-size women drive our economy with their purchases of Garfield books and Haagen-Dazs.
Steve: Here she comes.
Stan: (looks at Debbie through the window) Where's Debbie? Behind that fat girl?
Steve: No, Dad, that's...
Stan: Is the fat girl going to lead us to Debbie?
Steve: No, that's...
Stan: She's carrying a purse. She must have a map to Debbie in her purse.
Steve: Dad, that's Debbie.
Stan: To the panic room!
Stan: That's one impressive man. Handsome, fit, the whole package.
Roger: That's great, Stan. Can we stop staring at your reflection in the TV and turn it on now?
Steve: Good news, everyone. I'm in love.
Francine: Tell us about her, sweetie.
Steve: Her name is Debbie. She smells like a glue stick, she shares my interest in bug zappers, and she likes reading old books by guys who died of syphilis.
Francine: Syphilis? Ooh, la, la.
Francine (about Debbie): We can't wait to meet her, Steve.
Stan: You can say that again. It'll be nice to have a pretty girl around the house for a change. (Francine glares at him) I-I meant a pretty, younger girl. (Hayley glares at him) Don't get mad at me. It's called make-up.
Zack: Hey, bro, I couldn't help noticing you're kind of fat and pathetic.
Stan: And you're kind of perfect and scrumptious. What's your point?
Stan: I shouldn't be here, Veronica.
Veronica: Yeah, but your family will keep sending you back until they think you're getting better.
Stan: But I don't wanna eat. I hate food!
Veronica: Don't sweat it. I've got a few tricks I can teach you. [She pulls a sandwich out of her mouth] That's been in there for days.
Been-there-for-days
Steve: How ya doing, Dad?
Stan: Fat and healthy, son. In a few weeks, I'll be a regular Debbie. (Steve starts crying) Steve, what's wrong? What about the word "regular" set you off? Here, have a Little Debbie. (Steve continues crying) What, now it's the word "little"? You know what? Why don't I put on some Debbie Gibson and we can talk about it?
Hayley: We were just freezing our...
Francine: Tampons!!
Stan: What?
Hayley: It's a woman thing, keeps them crisp, great in the summer.
Francine: More refreshing than a popsicle!
Stan: Hayley, are you wearing makeup? You look like a whore.

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