Changes: Tearjerker/Quotes

Latest revision as of 20:18, 12 September 2021

Quotes

Goofs

British Agent: I have had sex with a lot of women, and I can tell you that you...should probably get tested.

Stan: OW! What the hell? Wait...you're a gun? I always thought you were an eyeball or something! Douche.

Stan: Dang... no tunes!

Stan: You told me you'd tell me if you became a robot! You broke a pinkie promise!

Stan: Beer, shaken, not stirred.

Stan: The name is Smith, Stan Smith.

Tearjerker: Didn't really ask who you were but okay.

Robotic Johnny Depp: I once found a robin's nest in Tim Burton's hair.

Stan: No, don't hug him Oscar! He's Hermann Göring!

Sexpun: Oh my God, you really are a virgin!

Stan: What, that's not good?

Sexpun: No, it's awful.

Scientist: You're a lunatic with the madman's dream of a milk-proof robot!!!


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#01	The Vacation Goo		#07	Surro-Gate	#13	Red October Sky
#02	Meter Made		#08	The Most Adequate Christmas Ever	#14	Office Spaceman
#03	Dope & Faith		#09	Frannie 911	#15	Stanny Slickers 2: The Legend of Ollie's Gold
#04	Big Trouble in Little Langley		#10	Tearjerker	#16	Spring Break-Up
#05	Haylias		#11	Oedipal Panties
#06	42-Year-Old Virgin		#12	Widowmaker

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-|contents = ''For a complete script, see: "[https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Tearjerker Tearjerker]" on the Transcripts Wiki''
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-:'''British Agent''': I have had sex with a lot of women, and I can tell you that you... should probably get tested.
+:'''Stan''': OW! What the hell? Wait...you're a gun? I always thought you were an eyeball or something! Douche.
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-:'''Stan''': OW! What the hell? Wait...you're a gun? I always thought you were an eyeball or something! (he walks away) Douche.
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 :'''Stan''': Dang... no tunes!