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|contents = :'''British Agent''': I have had sex with a lot of women, and I can tell you that you...should probably get tested.
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:'''Stan''': OW! What the hell? Wait...you're a gun? I always thought you were an eyeball or something! Douche.
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:'''Stan''': Dang... no tunes!
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:'''Stan''': You told me you'd tell me if you became a robot! You broke a pinkie promise!
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:'''Stan''': Beer, shaken, not stirred.
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:'''Stan''': The name is Smith, Stan Smith.
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:'''Tearjerker''': Didn't really ask who you were but okay.
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:'''Robotic Johnny Depp''': I once found a robin's nest in Tim Burton's hair.
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:'''Stan''': No, don't hug him Oscar! He's Hermann Göring!
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:'''Sexpun''': Oh my God, you really are a virgin!
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:'''Stan''': What, that's not good?
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:'''Sexpun''': No, it's awful.
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:'''Scientist''': You're a lunatic with the madman's dream of a milk-proof robot!!!
   
 
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Latest revision as of 20:18, 12 September 2021

British Agent: I have had sex with a lot of women, and I can tell you that you...should probably get tested.
Stan: OW! What the hell? Wait...you're a gun? I always thought you were an eyeball or something! Douche.
Stan: Dang... no tunes!
Stan: You told me you'd tell me if you became a robot! You broke a pinkie promise!
Stan: Beer, shaken, not stirred.
Stan: The name is Smith, Stan Smith.
Tearjerker: Didn't really ask who you were but okay.
Robotic Johnny Depp: I once found a robin's nest in Tim Burton's hair.
Stan: No, don't hug him Oscar! He's Hermann Göring!
Awful
Sexpun: Oh my God, you really are a virgin!
Stan: What, that's not good?
Sexpun: No, it's awful.
Scientist: You're a lunatic with the madman's dream of a milk-proof robot!!!

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