- Steve: Can I see your boobs?
- Angelina Jolie/God: Alright. But be warned: a single glance at the Rack of Infinite Wisdom could drive a man to madness.
- Steve: Wow. Now I have to see them!
- Roger: Oh, and what happens in Saudi Arabia, stays in Saudi Arabia, okay? Seriously.
- Francine: [on the phone] Deputy Director Bullock, will you please offer Stan his job back?
- Bullock: Francine, what a surprise. I already offered Stan his job back. He said, "No."
- [Francine screams loudly and Klaus' fish bowl breaks]
- Klaus: Your family may have moved to Saudi Arabia, but I'm the real fish out of water. [laughs] Seriously, I'm dying.
- Steve: [while in the desert] Okay. I'm cool. Whatever life throws at me, I can take it, because I am a strong, independent, black woman... I mean, white teenager. Oh God, I'm gonna die out here!
- Kazim: Normally, I wouldn't come to the aid of an American. Your country's foreign policy is despicable, your culture is crude, and your gluttony and greed make me sick.
- Hayley: You are so hot.
- Stan: Damn! Oh, God, we're all going to die and our lives meant nothing, absolutely nothing!...I mean, uh, something comforting.
- Judge: While I'm sure that's a meaningful callback to an earlier conversation, I must point out that you're a man and you have broken no laws.
- Stan: So, what does a guy have to do to get stoned around here?
- Judge: We're not big on homosexuality.
- Stan: Look, Mr. President! Teacher says whenever a bell rings, an oppressive autocracy gets freedom!
- [Cell phone ringing]
- Judge: That's me. Sorry. Hang on. Yello. Oh, hello, sir. What? But they're infidels. Fine. Great. [gets off the phone] Rock blocked. You're free to go.
- Hayley: What do you think happened?
- [cut to palace, where it's revealed that Roger's husband made the call]
- Husband: Okay, beast with two backs. Now...[drops his trousers]
- Roger: Oh, that's what all the fuss is about? Oh, yeah, okay. No problem.
- [When the family arrives back in the U.S.]
- Hayley: Gee, Dad, less than 24 hours ago you hated America.
- Stan: [laughs] Shut the hell up, Hayley.
- Announcer: This Sunday, Sunday, Sunday - Stone Mayhem '05! Where the crowd gets loud and the infidels get rocked! Admission covers the entire seat, but you'll only need the edge!
- Stan: It's over, Thundercat!
- Thundercat: Whore!
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| American Dad Season 1 | Season 2 >> | ||||||||||
| #01 | Pilot (American Dad!) | #09 | A Smith In The Hand | #17 | Rough Trade | ||||||
| #02 | Threat Levels | #10 | All About Steve | #18 | Finances With Wolves | ||||||
| #03 | Stan Knows Best | #11 | Con Heir | #19 | It's Good to Be the Queen | ||||||
| #04 | Francine's Flashback | #12 | Stan of Arabia: Part 1 | #20 | Roger 'n' Me | ||||||
| #05 | Roger Codger | #13 | Stan of Arabia: Part 2 | #21 | Helping Handis | ||||||
| #06 | Homeland Insecurity | #14 | Stannie Get Your Gun | #22 | With Friends Like Steve's | ||||||
| #07 | Deacon Stan, Jesus Man | #15 | Star Trek | #23 | Tears of a Clooney | ||||||
| #08 | Bullocks To Stan | #16 | Not Particularly Desperate Housewives |
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