- [Stan is in the living room and petting Kisses]
- Stan: You're soft. Like the detergent bear. Oh, and look. There's a little ear [scratches his ears] Who likes a scratch? Who likes an ear scratch? Huh? [pets him again and gets out his cell phone] Just gonna snap a pic for Steve. It's for him, not for me. [Kisses yawns] Oh, my God. What a cute little yawn. What a cute little baby.
- [it is now morning as Kisses fetches the frisbee to Steve. Steve kneels down and gives it to Stan]
- Stan: You were right, Francine. It feels so good to love a dog again.
- Steve: Oh, my God! Please kill this dog! End this!
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