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Francine: You need to get some new material.
Stan: Maybe you need to forget my old material. Jackson thinks it's funny, and he knew about Wanda Sykes before anybody.
Roger: You thought he wasn't going down. I always put them down.

Stan: Have a little hot dog with your ketchup.

Jessica: You fucker! You are such a fucker.

Roger: My sceptre shoots chivas! This end dispenses Luden's cough drops. I'm fighting something.

Steve: Oh, yeah! I'm gonna hit that.
Snot: I'm gonna tear that up!
Barry: I'm gonna kill her with a bottle!

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