- Francine: You need to get some new material.
- Stan: Maybe you need to forget my old material. Jackson thinks it's funny, and he knew about Wanda Sykes before anybody.
- Roger: You thought he wasn't going down. I always put them down.
- Stan: Have a little hot dog with your ketchup.
- Jessica: You fucker! You are such a fucker.
- Roger: My sceptre shoots chivas! This end dispenses Luden's cough drops. I'm fighting something.
- Steve: Oh, yeah! I'm gonna hit that.
- Snot: I'm gonna tear that up!
- Barry: I'm gonna kill her with a bottle!
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| #02 | Meter Made | #08 | The Most Adequate Christmas Ever | #14 | Office Spaceman | |||
| #03 | Dope & Faith | #09 | Frannie 911 | #15 | Stanny Slickers 2: The Legend of Ollie's Gold | |||
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| #06 | 42-Year-Old Virgin | #12 | Widowmaker | |||||