"Spencer's Gifts Can" is a parody of "The Candy Man", notable for its inclusion in the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Klaus leads the family in singing "Spencer's Gifts Can" as they are reluctant at first to shop at Spencer's Gifts in "Twinanigans".


Klaus: Who can take some pasta
Shape it like a dick
Make a fake poo that is perfect for a trick
Spencer's Gifts, Spencer's Gifts can
Who can make a fart sound
When no one needs to fart
Marijuana clothing, this is where you need to start
Stan: [hesitant] Sp...Spencer's Gifts?
Klaus: Spencer's Gifts can 'cause they stock their gags with love
And the lube tastes good!
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