"Spencer's Gifts Can" is a parody of "The Candy Man", notable for its inclusion in the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
- Klaus: Who can take some pasta
- Shape it like a dick
- Make a fake poo that is perfect for a trick
- Spencer's Gifts, Spencer's Gifts can
- Who can make a fart sound
- When no one needs to fart
- Marijuana clothing, this is where you need to start
- Stan: [hesitant] Sp...Spencer's Gifts?
- Klaus: Spencer's Gifts can 'cause they stock their gags with love
- And the lube tastes good!
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