- [A scantily dressed woman in handcuffs gives Steve information on finding an expert on eggs]
- Steve: Thank you. You’ve been a very helpful prostitute.
- Woman: Prostitute?! How dare you! I was doing insider trading!
- Detective: And I got that on tape.
- Stan: It's getting hot and zesty in here!
- Roger: I'll do anything for an egg. What do you want me to do? Kiss a man? I'll do it!
- Steve: You're not gonna get away with this! I snuck on a walkie-talkie and alerted the other Protectors.
- Roger: How did you sneak on a walkie-talkie? I did repeated full-cavity searches!
- Steve: It was in my pocket.
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| #01 | 100 Years a Solid Fool | #09 | Game Night | #16 | The Old Country | |||
| #02 | A Starboy is Born | #10 | American Data? | #17 | Businessly Brunette | |||
| #03 | Tapped Out | #11 | Salute Your Sllort | #18 | The Chilly Thrillies | |||
| #04 | Brave N00b World | #12 | Ghost Dad | #19 | Dammmm, Stan! | |||
| #05 | Into the Woods | #13 | Men II Boyz | #20 | The Last Ride of the Dodge City Rambler | |||
| #06 | One Fish, Two Fish | #14 | First, Do No Farm | #21 | 300 | |||
| #07 | Exquisite Corpses | #15 | Roger Needs Dick | #22 | Yule. Tide. Repeat. | |||
| #08 | Trophy Wife, Trophy Life |
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