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[A scantily dressed woman in handcuffs gives Steve information on finding an expert on eggs]
Steve: Thank you. You’ve been a very helpful prostitute.
Woman: Prostitute?! How dare you! I was doing insider trading!
Detective: And I got that on tape.

Stan: It's getting hot and zesty in here!

Roger: I'll do anything for an egg. What do you want me to do? Kiss a man? I'll do it!

Steve: You're not gonna get away with this! I snuck on a walkie-talkie and alerted the other Protectors.
Roger: How did you sneak on a walkie-talkie? I did repeated full-cavity searches!
Steve: It was in my pocket.

Guard: Ummph. That is one sexy snake.

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