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[Stan instructs Klaus to read back the new house rules]
Klaus: [after a pause while looking at his notepad] I didn't have a pen. I'm sorry.

Klaus: Seizure my ass.

Klaus: It appears vaudeville is alive and well in cyberspace.

Doctor: Now, there are a number of side effects.
Francine: I don't care if he can't get erections.
Doctor: That's not one of the side effects.
Francine: Well, maybe it should be. I could use a break. I'm just getting railed.

Jeff: I know everything about drugs.

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