Roger: Perfect!
- [Roger's persona of Roland Chang is accidentally stabbed in the hand by Stan with the sacred daggers]
- Roger: Ahh!! You dumb son of a...! No wait, that's not who Roland is... [cheerfully] Hey! You're doing great!
- Hayley: [crying] You're my baby... You're my baby and I love you so much! Oh God!
- Stan: Who's that?
- Francine: We're grandparents!
- Stan: Steve was raped by a confused lesbian?
- Stan: You don’t deserve to be on that cross, you lazy wine-loving bisexual!
- Pope: Are you watching this shit?
- Stan: I wasn’t slurring Jesus. I was talking about Roger.
- Steve: [possessed] Mene Mene Takel, Satana Satana.
- Roger: That punch, that punch right there, that's the punch where everything went black, and I was finally able to achieve orgasm.
- Steve: Oh...
- Stan: You mean change religion?
- Francine: Sure. Muhammad Ali changed religions and became Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
- Nemo: I'll see you again Stan Smith, when the Rapture comes! [laughs maniacally, then starts twisting his head 360 degrees and speaking in reverse]
- Narrator: Baby Anti-Christ says: "Blessings to you and all, on this most joyous of holiday seasons."
- Hayley: Mom, Steve's acting weird again!
- Francine: Steve, stop babbling at your sister in Aramaic. It's a dead language.
- [Father Donovan tells them that Nemo is the Anti-Christ]
- Jeff: [gasping] Oh my God, Nemo! It's "omen" spelled backwards! He is the Anti-Christ!
- Roger: But...you picked the name Nemo. That-that doesn't make any sense.
- [A large dog jumps in front of Nemo, shielding him from Stan]
- Stan: Hellhound! [shoots the dog]
- [A blind man suddenly appears in frame holding a leash and collar while Stan and Hayley remains silent]
- Blind Man: Clancy? Clancy? You okay, boy? Hello? I'm looking for my service dog. Are there people here? Any help at all would be greatly appreciated. I kinda of feel like I can hear people breathing. No? I'm just talking to myself here? Ah, okay. Well, I guess if I stick to the sidewalk, I'll be fine.
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| #03 | A Ward Show | #09 | Stanny Tendergrass | #15 | Less Money, Mo' Problems | ||||||
| #04 | The Worst Stan | #10 | Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key | #16 | The Kidney Stays in the Picture | ||||||
| #05 | Virtual In-Stanity | #11 | Old Stan in the Mountain | #17 | Ricky Spanish | ||||||
| #06 | The Scarlett Getter | #12 | The Wrestler | #18 | Toy Whorey | ||||||