- Klaus: If that were a real wish bowl, it would be in the Ferrari of a 600-year-old Incan on the way to his job as Jessica Alba's G-string.
- [Stan and Francine in the kitchen]
- Stan Did you get those Pecan Sandies I asked for?
- Francine: Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot.
- Stan Pretty sure I asked for Pecan Sandies.
- Francine Try these Chocodiles.
- Phillip: [After Maria threatens Roger] Roger, right? I'm Phillip. I see you've met Maria. Hooh. She is a total c-word. Hey, we're all guys, I'll just say it. Cuckoo-head.
- Roger: What was she talking about?
- Phillip: Whoever sells the most cars by Friday wins a week in Hawaii.
- Roger: Hawaii? That's where Japan goes to play golf.
- [After Roger accidentally gives Francine a black eye]
- Stan: Oh my God! These Chocodiles, Francine. Oh my God, these Chocodiles, Oh my God.
- Roger: You guys...save the poop flinging for the cast party.
- Roger: Oh, look, that monkey has a Hayley on his ass!
- Roger: Cops already? What, are we next door to a freakin' Krispy Kreme?
- Stan: You're thinking about doughnuts, now?
- Roger: No, I'm just sayin' the cops got here fast.
- Stan: What the hell do fast cops have to do with a Krispy Kreme?
- Roger: Because cops love doughnuts!
- Stan: You are not making any sense!
- Roger: [to his TV] Don't you die on me, you bastard! You've never given up on anything before! Fight, damn you, fight! [blows into TV, gets electrocuted] Aaaaaahh!
- Stan: There's something you should know about me by now, Roger. I don't learn lessons.
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| American Dad Season 1 | Season 2 >> | ||||||||||
| #01 | Pilot (American Dad!) | #09 | A Smith In The Hand | #17 | Rough Trade | ||||||
| #02 | Threat Levels | #10 | All About Steve | #18 | Finances With Wolves | ||||||
| #03 | Stan Knows Best | #11 | Con Heir | #19 | It's Good to Be the Queen | ||||||
| #04 | Francine's Flashback | #12 | Stan of Arabia: Part 1 | #20 | Roger 'n' Me | ||||||
| #05 | Roger Codger | #13 | Stan of Arabia: Part 2 | #21 | Helping Handis | ||||||
| #06 | Homeland Insecurity | #14 | Stannie Get Your Gun | #22 | With Friends Like Steve's | ||||||
| #07 | Deacon Stan, Jesus Man | #15 | Star Trek | #23 | Tears of a Clooney | ||||||
| #08 | Bullocks To Stan | #16 | Not Particularly Desperate Housewives |
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