- Francine: You poor old man. This lamp sucks, I'll give you two bucks for it.

- Francine: My God, Stan. How come I've never heard of this tree-father before?
- Stan': I brought you there tons of times! I made us have our wedding there.
- Francine: Oh. I just thought you were a cheap asshole.
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