"Right Now Train to Boinksville" is a parody of Gladys Knight and the Pips' "Midnight Train to Georgia", sung by Heinrich Brown's backup insurance agents when Jeff and Klaus, believing the rest of the family to be dead, decide to have sex in order to 'heal' in "The Fast and the Spurious". However, the song is interrupted by Heinrich Brown who is angry that his insurance agents have left the basement.
Lyrics[]
- Oh, he's grieving
- Grieving
- On that right now train to Boinksville
- Grieving on that right now train to Boinksville
- Splooge splooge!
- Heinrich Brown: Get back in the basement!