"Rich & Mitch" is a song about twin CIA agents that Stan hates in "Father's Daze". He is depressed at first when they go missing during a botched mission. When he later gets a phone call that they were found dead, he breaks out into song with the family joining in.

The song is set to the tune of "Camptown Races".


Stan: Rich and Mitch were found in a ditch
Do-dah, do-dah
All: Sorry Mrs. Jankovitch, your stupid sons are dead
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