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:'''Stan''': Where would a communist go? Cuba? China? Back in time to kill Betsy Ross? |
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:'''Steve''': My rocket's ruined. Dad, can you help me build a new one? |
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:'''Sergei''': You see, I dreamed of coming to Langley Falls, Stan...because I vowed...the west stole my son, so I will steal your son...for Communism! |
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:'''Stan''': That'll never happen! Steve's an American boy. He's made of my American juices, baked in his mother's American oven. |
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Revision as of 20:21, 12 September 2021
- Principal Lewis: We have a winner! The fat kid and his creepy Russian uncle or something.
- Stan: Where would a communist go? Cuba? China? Back in time to kill Betsy Ross?
- Steve: My rocket's ruined. Dad, can you help me build a new one?
- Stan: Steve, do you get paid for your rocket?
- Steve: No...?
- Stan: Then it has no value. You see son, we're part of a wonderful system. Its the glorious orgy of American capitalism. I get a snazzy new title and a bigger pay check. Then I give my money to your mother, who spends it on speeding tickets.
- Francine: I like to race school buses!
- Sergei: Let me tell you a little story, Stan. I truly believed in Communism, Smith...and I was raising my son to be a true party member. But then Communism fell and the wall came down. My wife, who had the strong, plain features of a turnip, left me...for a West German tennis equipment salesman. And my son...my young son...he became an entrepreneur. He makes Halloween costumes for dogs!
- Sergei: You see, I dreamed of coming to Langley Falls, Stan...because I vowed...the west stole my son, so I will steal your son...for Communism!
- Stan: That'll never happen! Steve's an American boy. He's made of my American juices, baked in his mother's American oven.
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| #01 | The Vacation Goo | #07 | Surro-Gate | #13 | Red October Sky | |||
| #02 | Meter Made | #08 | The Most Adequate Christmas Ever | #14 | Office Spaceman | |||
| #03 | Dope & Faith | #09 | Frannie 911 | #15 | Stanny Slickers 2: The Legend of Ollie's Gold | |||
| #04 | Big Trouble in Little Langley | #10 | Tearjerker | #16 | Spring Break-Up | |||
| #05 | Haylias | #11 | Oedipal Panties | |||||
| #06 | 42-Year-Old Virgin | #12 | Widowmaker | |||||