- Steve: This, Mom. This kind of thing is why you're always getting rabies.
- Roger: Steve, you cannot be seen with those losers during an election. I got you new friends.
- Steve: New friends?! If you think I'm gonna abandon... [Three ripped, shirtless guys enter] Make sure those dorks don't sneak in through the back.
- Stan: What do you think, Francine? Ever done it with a mayor?
- Francine: I have. Six of 'em, actually. Seven if you count the guy in the Mayor McCheese outfit.
- Stan: You dog.
- Roger: We need to spend all day tomorrow prepping, because the debates are Thursday.
- Stan: Isn't today Thursday?
- Roger: If you're right -- and I'm beginning to think you are -- I slept thirty-six hours last night.
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| #01 | Santa, Schmanta | #09 | The Never-Ending Stories | #16 | Persona Assistant | |||
| #02 | Paranoid Frandroid | #10 | Railroaded | #17 | The Legend of Old Ulysses | |||
| #03 | The Census of the Lambs | #11 | My Purity Ball and Chain | #18 | Twinanigans | |||
| #04 | Shell Game | #12 | OreTron Trail | #19 | Top of the Steve | |||
| #05 | The Mural of the Story | #13 | Mean Francine | #20 | Funnyish Games | |||
| #06 | (You Gotta) Strike For Your Right | #14 | One-Woman Swole | #21 | Fleabiscuit | |||
| #07 | Klaustastrophe.TV | #15 | Flavortown | #22 | The Future is Borax | |||
| #08 | Death by Dinner Party |
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