- Snot: Would you girls like to cool off in a cold, dark basement?
- Steve: [laughs] I'm sorry. What my friend meant to say is, you girls will fit in real nice with the other treasures in his basement.
- Mrs. Lonstein: Air hockey?
- Klaus: No thanks, I don't feel like playing.
- Mrs. Lonstein: Aw, you're gonna make me play with myself?
- Del: You ruined it! You ruined it when you sat on that fish's face!
- Snot: What's happening, Steve? [sobbing]
- Klaus: Yep, that's a wrap on Chesterbrook!
- Bullock: Think, Smith. What's the most embarrassing thing you don't want anyone to see?
- Stan: You leave my children out of this!
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| #01 | Santa, Schmanta | #09 | The Never-Ending Stories | #16 | Persona Assistant | |||
| #02 | Paranoid Frandroid | #10 | Railroaded | #17 | The Legend of Old Ulysses | |||
| #03 | The Census of the Lambs | #11 | My Purity Ball and Chain | #18 | Twinanigans | |||
| #04 | Shell Game | #12 | OreTron Trail | #19 | Top of the Steve | |||
| #05 | The Mural of the Story | #13 | Mean Francine | #20 | Funnyish Games | |||
| #06 | (You Gotta) Strike For Your Right | #14 | One-Woman Swole | #21 | Fleabiscuit | |||
| #07 | Klaustastrophe.TV | #15 | Flavortown | #22 | The Future is Borax | |||
| #08 | Death by Dinner Party |
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