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Snot: Would you girls like to cool off in a cold, dark basement?
Steve: [laughs] I'm sorry. What my friend meant to say is, you girls will fit in real nice with the other treasures in his basement.

Mrs. Lonstein: Air hockey?
Klaus: No thanks, I don't feel like playing.
Mrs. Lonstein: Aw, you're gonna make me play with myself?

Del: You ruined it! You ruined it when you sat on that fish's face!
Snot: What's happening, Steve? [sobbing]
Klaus: Yep, that's a wrap on Chesterbrook!

Bullock: Think, Smith. What's the most embarrassing thing you don't want anyone to see?
Stan: You leave my children out of this!

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