- Coco: I'm going to go soak it in your tub. [takes off her top]
- Klaus: And just like that, I'm gay.
- Bullock: Stan, this is Coco.
- Coco: Got any cigarettes?
- Stan: Uh, no.
- Coco: Then go suck it.
- Bullock: Isn't she great?!
- Coco: I'm bored. Get me a movie.
- Stan: Where am I gonna get a movie around here?
- Coco: You're supposed to keep me happy. Or do I need to call Avery?
- Stan: Fine.
- Coco: Something with Matthew Perry.
- Stan: Got it. Fools Rush In.
- Coco: Something good!
- Stan: Got it. Nothing.
- Klaus: I wonder if I'm a top or a bottom? If I had to guess, I'd say bottom... a reluctant bottom.
- Stan: [leaves AJ with Coco] I need you to watch this baby. And don't try to have sex with it, 'cause it doesn't have any money.
- Miriam: I will name him Muhammad. What? It's a pretty name.
- Bullock: Excuse me, are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see. [pulls out a $10 bill] Other than this one, which is yours to earn.
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