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Hayley: [to Stan] That phrase the old man said to you was in Latin. But, uh, I can't find the translation.
Klaus: What did he say exactly?
Hayley: Um, it was meus calceus something mos agnosco?
Klaus: Ingredior in meus calceus quod vos mos agnosco. It means, "Walk in my shoes and you will know." It's a really good hex.
Stan: How do you know so much about hexes?
Klaus: I do a lot of reading because, you know, I sit in the fucking bowl all fucking day.

Stan: I'm not giving into this hex. I'm a young man and by gum, I'm going to live like a young man.
Hayley: Did you just say "by gum?"

Roger: Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you.

Steve: It's the five hosts of Family Feud, from Richard Dawson through Steve Harvey.
Stan: You forgot John O'Hurley.
Steve: [to Hayley] I told you!

[Francine successfully does the move]
Roger: You did it! You did it for absolutely no reason at all!
Francine: Roger, I haven't been entirely truthful with you. The only reason I wanted to do the move is so I could do this! [throws Roger over a cliff]
Roger: I have the car keys in my pocket, you stupid biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttcchhh!

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