- Hayley: [to Stan] That phrase the old man said to you was in Latin. But, uh, I can't find the translation.
- Klaus: What did he say exactly?
- Hayley: Um, it was something...in meus calceus something mos agnosco?
- Klaus: Ingredior in meus calceus quod vos mos agnosco. It means, "Walk in my shoes and you will know." It's a really good hex.
- Stan: How do you know so much about hexes?
- Klaus: I do a lot of reading because, you know, I sit in the fucking bowl all fucking day.
- Stan: I'm not giving into this hex. I'm a young man and by gum, I'm going to live like a young man.
- Hayley: Did you just say "by gum?"
- Roger: Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you.
- Steve: It's the five hosts of Family Feud, from Richard Dawson through Steve Harvey.
- Stan: You forgot John O'Hurley.
- Steve: [to Hayley] I told you!
- [Francine successfully does the move]
- Roger: You did it! You did it for absolutely no reason at all!
- Francine: Roger, I haven't been entirely truthful with you. The only reason I wanted to do the move is so I could do this! [throws Roger over a cliff]
- Roger: I have the car keys in my pocket, you stupid biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttcchhh!
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#03 | A Ward Show | #09 | Stanny Tendergrass | #15 | Less Money, Mo' Problems | ||||||
#04 | The Worst Stan | #10 | Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key | #16 | The Kidney Stays in the Picture | ||||||
#05 | Virtual In-Stanity | #11 | Old Stan in the Mountain | #17 | Ricky Spanish | ||||||
#06 | The Scarlett Getter | #12 | The Wrestler | #18 | Toy Whorey |