The "Old Hole Lyrical Map" is what Steve and Snot use to find their way to their private swimming hole, which they note is not visible on any map. They keep this a secret from even Toshi and Barry, but sing part of it for Billy in "The Curious Case of the Old Hole".
Lyrics[]
- Together: Down the dirt road 'til the knobbly old oak
- 'Cross the shallows where the bullfrogs croak
After the theme song, the song resumes as the boys approach the swimming hole.
- Under the thicket all dappled with light
- 'Til the tickseed meadows bloom golden and bright