- Hayley: [walks over to Klaus] Okay, Klaus, I will try one of your hazel whatevers.
- [Hayley takes a bite out of the omelet with a fork and gets a look of satisfaction]
- Hayley: Mmm! This is really good. What's in it?
- Klaus: Hazel nut, butter, eggs, veal, milk. [Hayley spits out her omelet] I use whole milk. Some people...
- Hayley: Wait. Veal?! There's meat in this?
- Klaus: For thickening. You know what they say; you can't make hazelnussomeletten without kinderkuhfleische.
- Hayley: Klaus! I haven't eaten meat in over a year! [retches]
- [Hayley starts to feel sick, covers her mouth, and runs to the bathroom to vomit and coughs. Klaus turns to Roger]
- Klaus: How do you like yours, Roger?
- [Roger feeds his omelet to the Roomba]
- Roger: Ah, it's great, it's great.
- [Hayley kneeling down at the toilet after puking up her omelet]
- Hayley: [sniffles] Sorry, toilet. I know you've been a vegetarian as long as I have.
- Roger: Hayley, what's your wildest fantasy?
- Hayley: I've been kidnapped by three African guys, and while the whole village watches, their most powerful warrior demands that I disrobe.
- Roger: Whoa. Okay, fascinating... will return to.
- Steve: What a horrible nightmare! And why did I include that extra part where I actually saw Mom stripping? One problem at a time.
- Steve: You’re what we call a discarded asshole.
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