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:'''Francine''': Well, I'm on level one of the house, where I cook for you. Now set the table. |
:'''Francine''': Well, I'm on level one of the house, where I cook for you. Now set the table. |
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:'''Steve''': I didn't ask you to cook for me. |
:'''Steve''': I didn't ask you to cook for me. |
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| − | :'''Francine''': |
+ | :'''Francine''': Excuse me. |
:'''Steve''': Mom, I'm busy. I'll do it in a minute. |
:'''Steve''': Mom, I'm busy. I'll do it in a minute. |
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:''[Francine unplugs Steve's game console]'' |
:''[Francine unplugs Steve's game console]'' |
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:'''Steve''': NO! IT DIDN'T SAVE! IT DIDN'T SAVE!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??!! |
:'''Steve''': NO! IT DIDN'T SAVE! IT DIDN'T SAVE!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??!! |
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:'''Francine''': I was thinking... go set the table! |
:'''Francine''': I was thinking... go set the table! |
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| − | :'''Steve''': Fuck |
+ | :'''Steve''': Fuck you! |
:''[Francine gasps, then Klaus gasps, then Hayley gasps, then Roger, doing some gymnastic moves in the attic, stops in mid-air]'' |
:''[Francine gasps, then Klaus gasps, then Hayley gasps, then Roger, doing some gymnastic moves in the attic, stops in mid-air]'' |
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:'''Roger''': Whoa. |
:'''Roger''': Whoa. |
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Revision as of 01:17, 11 February 2020
- [Steve is playing his video games]
- Francine: Steve, I asked you to set the table ten minutes ago. Dinner is ready.
- Steve: But I'm on level fifteen.
- Francine: Well, I'm on level one of the house, where I cook for you. Now set the table.
- Steve: I didn't ask you to cook for me.
- Francine: Excuse me.
- Steve: Mom, I'm busy. I'll do it in a minute.
- [Francine unplugs Steve's game console]
- Steve: NO! IT DIDN'T SAVE! IT DIDN'T SAVE!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??!!
- Francine: I was thinking... go set the table!
- Steve: Fuck you!
- [Francine gasps, then Klaus gasps, then Hayley gasps, then Roger, doing some gymnastic moves in the attic, stops in mid-air]
- Roger: Whoa.
- Steve: Where the hell are the leftovers?
- Francine: Looking for something?
- Steve: Barry? You're eating the leftovers?
- Francine: Maybe you can have his leftovers.
- Barry: We both know that's not gonna happen.
- Francine: Motherhood!
- Snot: I got you dinner. You couldn't leave a ladder for me?
- Steve: My mom would see it. It's too dangerous.
- Snot: No. What's dangerous is crawling past Hayley's room with a plate full of chipped beef.
- Steve: Wait. Her room's on the other side of the hou...
- Snot: Let's not get bogged down in the details about who was masturbating where.
- Snot: You've already lost, bud. You stink and you're starving. And you're not wearing underwear.
- Steve: How can you tell that?
- Snot: We're best friends! I know your body.
- Hayley: [Pretending to be helpless so Francine will will open a bottle of syrup for her] Maple syrup stuck-stuck.
- [Roger offers suggestions for Steve's cooking video channel]
- Roger: Oh, oh. How about "A Taste of Steve?" "Mouthful of Steve?" "Steve in Your Mouth?" Stop me when you hear one you like. "A Taste of Steve in Your Mouth?" [dejected] That's all I got.
- [Pretending that he has banished everyone in the office, Stan plants himself in Bullock's lap at his desk]
- Stan: Ahh, "Deputy Director Smith." First order of business, get a less erect chair.
- [Francine is appalled to discover that she and Steve were nearly the victim of "Morning Mimosa"'s cruel hosts]
- Francine: You know what Trish, "The Sizzle"? Fuck You! [turns to Steve] Sometimes it's OK to say it. Like now, or when you're driving.
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