Stan: Does Terry know? Oh, poor straight Terry!
Greg: Terry's gay, too. He's my boyfriend.

Roger: What is it and how can I replace my blood with it?
Stan: It's a cuervo cosmotinian. Are you crying?
Roger: Tears of joy, Stan. Tears of joy.

Stan: I am a pilgrim in an unholy land!!

Protestors: 2,4,6,8, Gays are bad, God is straight!

Terry: Don't tell me you voted for he-who-shall-not-be-named!!!

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