- [Roger enters after dining alone]
- Francine: Ho ho, walk of shame. Big night Roger?
- Roger: How could Klaus leave me?
- Francine: Roger, just have a look around. There are plenty of other... fish in the sea.
- Roger: I know you're proud of yourself for coming up with that but I just want Klaus back.
- Francine: Well when you love someone, you have to go after them.
- Roger: Is that how you got Stan?
- Francine: [stereotypical Black woman voice] Bitch, I look like this. Homegirl don't chase, homegirl gets chased.
- Roger: Klaus wanted taboo and danger. I can give that to him. I'm gonna make this work.
- Francine: Homegirl don't even have to work. Homegirl get that paper all on her own.
- [Roger smacks Francine for her imitation]
- Roger: Stop that, you're white.
- Francine: [back to normal voice, confused] I'm homegirl.
- General James: I used to oversee the Presidential Fitness Test before it was foolishly disbanded. That's why students today are all so soft! [He pokes Barry in the gut]
- Barry: That's my belly button, asshole.
- Steve: Snot, we're screwed. This guy's gonna put us back in diapers.
- Snot: What do you mean, "back in"? Some of us never left.
- Roger: Text bubbles are made out of flesh-eating bacteria. You didn't know that?
- Klaus: Does this make us gay?
- Roger: God, no. I'm an alien. I wish people thought I was gay.
- Roger: Is this a fairy tale?
- Bum: Yeah, it's a fairy tale called me jacking this guy's beanstalk.
- Steve: I was just trying to bang this nurse if you let me work.
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#01 | Father's Daze | #09 | The Witches of Langley | #16 | The Bitchin' Race | |||
#02 | Fight and Flight | #10 | A Nice Night For a Drive | #17 | Family Plan | |||
#03 | The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba | #11 | Casino Normale | #18 | The Long Bomb | |||
#04 | Portrait of Francine's Genitals | #12 | Bazooka Steve | #19 | Kloger | |||
#05 | Bahama Mama | #13 | Camp Campawanda | #20 | Garbage Stan | |||
#06 | Roger's Baby | #14 | Julia Rogerts | #21 | The Talented Mr. Dingleberry | |||
#07 | Ninety North, Zero West | #15 | The Life and Times of Stan Smith | #22 | West to Mexico | |||
#08 | Whole Slotta Love |
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