- Roger: Steve was right to hold out for something better.
- Hayley: Why? What's he got going on?
- Roger: He's going to Rhode Island with Stan, see the Harlem Globetrotters.
- Francine: Goddamn Klaus.
- Stan: So they got you all the way out here, huh?
- Curly O'Neal: Yeah, we stay isolated in case there's another Space Jam and they need us to defeat the Monstars.
- Curly O'Neal: We all missed you so much. We even tried to adopt you, but twelve black men asking for custody of a young white boy wasn't a slam dunk back then.
- Stan: Or even now, probably.
- Francine: People are actually watching this?
- Klaus: Hundreds!
- Hayley: And you can make money from it?
- Klaus: Thousands!
- Roger: It'll take more than just shouting numbers to get me on board.
- Klaus: Millions!
- Roger: Well, you called my bluff. I'm in.
- Roger: I don't understand. I did eat that spider. Why did we cut away from that? It actually tasted okay. Like a hairy croissant full of blood.
- Hayley: Whoa. That's where your pee comes out?
- Roger: Sometimes.
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