- [Francine aims a gun at Hayley and Jeff and pretends to shoot them]
- Francine: Should've done that a long time ago.
- Hayley: So...that was hotel sex. Still terrible.
- Francine: So who do we have to kill?
- Stan: Joe, the activities director.
- Francine: Aw, but he's got such a sweet smile. I'm gonna shoot him in his face.
- Steve: You sound smart like Hugh Grant the movie star, but you're stupid like Hugh Grant the person!
- [Steve and Liam reach the nude beach on the island]
- Steve: After all I've been through... the promised land! [Liam hands him a pair of binoculars] Oh God, that's my mom! Oh God, that's my dad! I didn't almost die to see them naked!
- Liam: [takes the binoculars from Steve] How about that one over there?
- Steve: [takes the binoculars back] Aah! That's my sister!
- Liam: I'll give this a look.
- Steve: Just let me make triple sure that it's her.
- Stan: That guy.
- [Stan and Francine are relaxing]
- Francine: [sighs] This is nice. Just you and me together.
- [Stan receives a text message it reads "Did you kill target yet or should I send someone else?"]
- Stan: Francine, can I go get you a drink?
- Francine: I'm good.
- Stan: I'll run and get you some sunblock.
- Francine: I'm fine, Stan. All I wanna do is lay here with you.
- Stan: I promised my buddy Chuck I'd help him move. Hate to leave you but I'm the one with a pick-up truck.
- [After seeing Francine's ""Hoodrat" bling deflect the bullet]
- Stan: Thank you once again, hip-hop.
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