- Roger: My roses are like bones in a desert.
- Old Lady: I haven't had a bone in my desert in years.
- Steve: Jeff is meeting Barry today. I need the room.
- Hayley: Oh God, that's today? I have to give Jeff his bath!
- Steve: [to Hayley] You were supposed to give him a bath last night! [to Francine] And you were supposed to go to the mall!
- Francine: I didn't want to go by myself.
- Steve: That's what we have Klaus for.
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| << Season 11 | American Dad Season 12 | Season 13 >> | ||||||
| #01 | Father's Daze | #09 | The Witches of Langley | #16 | The Bitchin' Race | |||
| #02 | Fight and Flight | #10 | A Nice Night For a Drive | #17 | Family Plan | |||
| #03 | The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba | #11 | Casino Normale | #18 | The Long Bomb | |||
| #04 | Portrait of Francine's Genitals | #12 | Bazooka Steve | #19 | Kloger | |||
| #05 | Bahama Mama | #13 | Camp Campawanda | #20 | Garbage Stan | |||
| #06 | Roger's Baby | #14 | Julia Rogerts | #21 | The Talented Mr. Dingleberry | |||
| #07 | Ninety North, Zero West | #15 | The Life and Times of Stan Smith | #22 | West to Mexico | |||
| #08 | Whole Slotta Love |
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