"Jingle Bells" is a commonly sung American Christmas carol. It was written by James Lord Pierpont (1822–1893) and published under the title "One Horse Open Sleigh" in the autumn of 1857.
Snot and Roger sing their version of "Jingle Bells" as a duet as they complain about Hanukkah getting shortchanged in "Santa, Schmanta".
Lyrics[]
Roger: Jingle bells, Santa smells, everything's so lame
Christmastime is such a grind. Hey, don't push me away. Hey!
Snot: Jingle bells, I'm unwell, watching other's play
They have fun but I am bummed because Santa skips my place
[The pair drive to and through the Langley Falls Shopping Mall]
Roger: Crashing through the mall, 'cause I'm driving while I'm baked
But I don't care at all
Snot: I was crying the whole way
Roger: Ha! Ha! Ha!
See that Christmas tree, all those kids in line
All we see is red and green and a few ugly hate crimes
Snot: Oh, jingle bells, hear me yell. Jewish gifts are dumb
What's in the box? Oh, it's just socks and not a paintball gun
Roger: Jingle bells, this is Hell. Hanukkah's so lame
Compared to this, it's like a bris. Just chop my dick away
Snot: Just chop!
Roger: Just chop!
Together: Just chop my dick away!