- Roger: I just Mr. Belvedered myself!...Google it!
- Stan: [talking about his camping trip with his dad and Steve] It was really fun. You should have been there, Francine. I mean, it was a father-son trip so if you had been there it would have ruined everything.
- Francine: [over the phone] Steve, you're in jail? Then get Toshi to tag you out. What? You're in real jail?! Don't let anyone tag you!
- Hayley: Roger, give me a Coke.
- Roger: You got it: Diet Coke.
- Hayley: I didn't say diet.
- Roger: No, but your thighs did. I heard you walking a mile away. "Here comes Hayley. Here come Hayley"
- Klaus: Why don't you go camping? Think of the male bonding opportunities - fishing, hiking. [gasps] You could make spaetzle by the fire.
- Jack: That's a great idea! Stan: What's the point?
- Steve: Dad, you promised you'd try. It'll be fun. We can make s'mores.
- Klaus: Spaetzle.
- Steve: Uh, I don't know what that is, but s'mores sound really good.
- Klaus: It was my idea. I own camping. If you don't make spaetzle, you can't go camping.
- Francine: [to Steve] Just tell him you're going to make spaetzle. He's not gonna know.
- Steve: No, it's the principle. We're going camping and we're not making spaetzle!
- Klaus: I hope you die out there!
- Roger: What just happened? Did I win? [the imaginary child shakes his head before taking the TV and fading away] Hey, wait! That TV's real, I bought that!
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| #01 | 1600 Candles | #08 | Chimdale | #15 | Wife Insurance | ||||||
| #02 | The One That Got Away | #09 | Stan Time | #16 | Delorean Story-an | ||||||
| #03 | One Little Word | #10 | Family Affair | #17 | Every Which Way But Lose | ||||||
| #04 | Choosy Wives Choose Smith | #11 | Live and Let Fry | #18 | Weiner of Our Discontent | ||||||
| #05 | Escape from Pearl Bailey | #12 | Roy Rogers McFreely | #19 | Daddy Queerest | ||||||
| #06 | Pulling Double Booty | #13 | Jack's Back | #20 | Stan's Night Out | ||||||
| #07 | Phantom of the Telethon | #14 | Bar Mitzvah Hustle | ||||||||