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"If My Friends Could See Me Now" is a song number from the 1966 Broadway musical Sweet Charity, and later adopted by Carnival Cruise Line as their anthem, sung by Kathy Lee Gifford in advertisements.

To cheer up the family when they think they are the only survivors after Seoul, South Korea is flooded and they sail away on on a giant liquified natural gas tanker full of animals that Stan believes is a new ark, Roger sings "If My Friends Could See Me Now" in "Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence", with the lyrics changed to fit their situation.


If they could see you now and all this fun that you've found

But they surely can't because they've all drowned

Ghostly corpses on the ocean bed

They'd die of jealousy, but they're already dead

But...if...they...could...see you now out on this party boat cruise

Livin' the life and huffing diesel fumes

The only thing that we have to do

Is watch the temperature gauge and make it stay in the blue

Check out this petting zoo, wow!

And this one's all you can eat

Ever have giraffe stew? [strikes giraffe] Pow! You're in for a treat

What a fun ship, Holy Cow!

When you have to poop, make sure you do it over the bow

Climbing walls, there's just so much to do

And free blankets, wait, that's a dead kangaroo

This boat's the cat's meow


If your friends could see you now!