I Want a Gun For Christmas is a song sung by Stan and Hayley at NGA Land in "Stannie Get Your Gun", singing the praises of guns.
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Stan: I wasn't naughty all year long, I was mostly really nice
Hayley: Didn't kick the dog much or give my brother lice
Both: So don't bring me no red rubber ball, don't want no Gameboy at all,
I want a gun for Christmas!
Hayley: Listen to me Santa, I ain't playin' round
Stan: Got Mrs. Claus right by my side, she is gagged and bound,
Both: If you wanna see her again,
Better leave me a brand new Mac-10,
I want a gun for Christmas!