- Cee Lo Green: Well, hello there. My name...It's not important. Well, what is is the next half hour. You're gonna see a cautionary tale that may greatly influence your next hot tub purchase.
- Marguerite: Oh, you're not one to listen to reason. I get that, I respect that. You idiot.
- Steve: Gee, Dad, I'd like to get in the hot tub, too. But I can't 'cuz I'm pretty sure my parents fucked in it last night!
- Hot Tub: Hey, we should have a party.
- Stan: No can do.
- Hot Tub: OK, OK, OK, I hear you; but what if we did?

- Principal Lewis: [On answering machine] Hey, it's Lewis, I can never find the damn phone. [Principal Lewis Starts frantically searching for the phone]
- Marguerite: [on the phone] Lewis, it's the hot tub. I did some research, man. It used to have a stripper pole in it. They banned it because some tubs, when they get struck by lightning, they come alive! The hot tub is alive, and it escaped from a mental institution, and did some rapes...
- Principal Lewis: [Finds the phone in the freezer] What are you saying, Marguerite?
- Marguerite: I'm saying, the hot tub, is a murderer.
- Cee Lo Green: Well, there you have it, that's our story, Stan's dead. Good night.
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#01 | Hot Water | #07 | Season's Beatings | #13 | Dr. Klaustus | ||||||
#02 | Hurricane! | #08 | The Unbrave One | #14 | Stan's Best Friend | ||||||
#03 | A Ward Show | #09 | Stanny Tendergrass | #15 | Less Money, Mo' Problems | ||||||
#04 | The Worst Stan | #10 | Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key | #16 | The Kidney Stays in the Picture | ||||||
#05 | Virtual In-Stanity | #11 | Old Stan in the Mountain | #17 | Ricky Spanish | ||||||
#06 | The Scarlett Getter | #12 | The Wrestler | #18 | Toy Whorey |